10. The static electricity in this place is making my freshly ground coffee fly all over the countertop. Now I have to clean it up. Gah.
9. NETFLIX is not working. I'm so frustrated!
8. The tag on my new scarf from Urban Outfitters is sticking out. Why do they sew tags on scarves, anyway?! Gah.
7. My caramel latte is NOT sweet enough. I thought I told her I liked something sweet. Or, similarly, this latte is too sweet! I cannot drink this.
6. These apples do not have skins on them. I want skins on my apple slices. I am NOT eating these! <grunt>